We went to Brunswick Zone with Jessica's friend the other day. Each of the kids bowled one game, Alyssa won by the way! Anyway, afterward they played in the arcade a little. Alyssa won 2 tootsie rolls from a candy machine just as she was telling me that she had to go to the bathroom.
She ate one of them while we walked there. I held the other while she did her business. And then I gave it back to her.
I told her to wait right next to the door of the stall so I could see her, while it was my turn "to go."
It was only a few seconds, but as I was about to flush I heard the sound I was hoping not to hear....
It was the sound of an unwrapped tootsie roll falling on the bathroom floor right next to a toilet. Then I saw something that made me think twice about whether this child could actually be mine....
Before I could get the words, "No! Don't eat it! " out of my mouth, a little hand picked up the candy and.........
SHE ATE IT!!!!!
Oh my god! I wanted to throw up!
This child cannot be mine!
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