A Secret (*reposted. can you see it now?)

There is a secret that I'm keeping from my kids. I'm not telling them about it because they'll be scared. Hell, I'm pretty scared. But, it's basically in their room. It's spooky and humongous! Well, compared to others that I have seen. If they learn this secret they will not be able to sleep at night. Worse, I might have 4 kids in my bed instead of only one.

Do you want to know my secret?

Are you sure?

O.K.

Here goes.....

I was getting out of my car, walking up my walkway, when out of the corner of my eye I saw something huge by Jessica and Emily's window. I went upstairs, lifted up their broken blinds (thank God they don't open!!!!!!) and this is what I saw.....

Get ready for it.....

Here it comes.....

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Seriously, it totally freaks me out. I need to move! I can't live in this house knowing it's there.

Come on, it's the biggest spider you've ever seen! I know it is.

I'll pay you $100 if you come here and kill it for me.